Dear God, Tumblr is Confusing.

Seriously, What the Fuck?

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dimlylitmealsforone:

A blanket of ominous fog has descended on the very flat part of England where I lead my life of quiet desperation. Pollution has combined with Saharan dust storms to produce what the tabloids have level-headedly described as  ’killer smog’.
Many of us will go out and buy dust masks, others may unwisely try and fashion their own out of plastic bags and, in some extreme cases, people may even have go as far to try and eat the very same bags on top of toast with eggs and ketchup.
Many thanks to cantankerousfarce, who originally posted this one up on Instagram. 

Many thanks, dimlylitmeals, now the world knows my pain.

dimlylitmealsforone:

A blanket of ominous fog has descended on the very flat part of England where I lead my life of quiet desperation. Pollution has combined with Saharan dust storms to produce what the tabloids have level-headedly described as  ’killer smog’.

Many of us will go out and buy dust masks, others may unwisely try and fashion their own out of plastic bags and, in some extreme cases, people may even have go as far to try and eat the very same bags on top of toast with eggs and ketchup.

Many thanks to cantankerousfarce, who originally posted this one up on Instagram. 

Many thanks, dimlylitmeals, now the world knows my pain.

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I know I shouldn’t expect much but when the crowd take jabs at the guests on the circus that is Jerry Springer, their insults are so shallow and uninventive.  12 fat jokes in 5 mins? Yeah, well done humanity.